The Salty Mermaid Social Club Tee Size:3XL

The Salty Mermaid Social Club Tee Size:3XLMembership requires a bad attitude, a cocktail, and the ability to look amazing while doing absolutely nothing. Applications are always open. The Details: Black distressed text reading "The Salty Mermaid Social Club" with a vintage illustration of a blonde mermaid holding a cocktail, a pink tail, a beach scene with a palm tree, orange sunset, and blue ocean, with black text reading "Pier 3 By The Sea." Retro tiki bar social club design in a multi

Membership is exclusive

and orange neckerchief

you're making it everyone's problem now

Context is the most powerful force on earth

But you keep suggesting it

The holiday doesn’t officially start until someone fires up the grill and makes questionable food safety decisions

and dripping horror text reading "I Just Wanna Give You The Creeps

You’re seeing double and loving every minute of it

Membership requires a bad attitude

It’s February and you’re already mentally shopping for Halloween decor

The egg hunt just got competitive

"Cowboy" appears in large pink retro script below