Eww Yuck Nope Sweatshirt wl1

Eww Yuck Nope Sweatshirt wl1Valentine's Day: the annual reminder that capitalism thinks you're lonely. These conversation hearts get it. While everyone else is settling for "BE MINE," you're over here keeping it real. The Details: Four pastel conversation heart candies in shades of pink and coral, each stamped with brutally honest messages. The hearts are accented with white sparkle details for that extra touch of cheerful disdain. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex fit

martini glasses

Some girls go on walks to clear their head

You didn’t wake up like this

Everyone knows exactly what you’re about

green and white clover-print skirt

White script lettering reads "Nothing For You Whore" alongside a vintage colorful winking Santa face with white star accents

with bold white text reading "Drink Up Pussies

and the existential despair of a cracked shell

Some people need three glasses of wine and a Hallmark movie to feel festive

and white and pink stars

Heavy metal style red text reading "HAIL SANTA" with a horns hand gesture and a snowflake replacing the pentagram

That’s the protocol