Costume Hoodie Size:2XL

Costume Hoodie Size:2XLSo, you got invited to a Halloween party and there's some ridiculous theme like haunted farm and you don't want to go as a slutty cow or whatever? We've got you covered with a way to put in just enough effort to feel entitled to the free booze. The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch free wearing experience. The color matched drawcord and the double lined hood add a stylish flair and

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Everybody wants to feel loved

but there's still room for improvement

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Awareness is the first step of eradication and we're sure this is totally a shirt that Nancy Reagan might have worn

They will also know you're making fun of them in a way they will have trouble figuring out the right way to stop