The Salty Soul Tarot Card Sweatshirt Evergreen_Scale

The Salty Soul Tarot Card Sweatshirt Evergreen_ScaleThe tarot pulled your card and its literally just you, the beach, and a cat. No drama. No people. Just salt air and the one companion who actually gets you. The Details: Tarot card frame with a "XV" numeral at top, featuring a silhouette of a girl and a black cat sitting on a beach at sunset, the sky in pink, yellow, and blue layers, with black distressed text reading "The Salty Soul" at the bottom. Beach tarot card design in a vintage, multi color

Valentine's Day: the annual reminder that capitalism thinks you're lonely

The other eleven months you just quietly swipe right on the same look and pretend it’s a coincidence

and yellow flowers with pink and yellow butterflies

Your cat already controls you psychologically

" A vintage pin-up woman in a red and white striped dress dances with Santa while holding a wine glass

Your holiday spirit is less jingle bells and more blast beats

and the girl you ghosted in 2019

rosy cheeks

and radiating lines

Red distressed western-style text reads "MERRY CHRISTMAS Y’ALL" arranged in a circle around a cowboy Santa face wearing a cowboy hat

Everyone else can figure it out

nestled between the words